Saturday, September 13, 2008

Our cats are turning on us!

I think the cats have decided they don't like us anymore. Its seems they feel the time has come for them to put us in our place. We never suspected this and don't know what to do. Take a look at these incriminating photos.


Jasmine has been spying on us from the shadows...



Here she is again surreptitiously plotting to herself...


Moglie actually attacked us!


Our sweet Jazz began to be belligerent too...


Leaping on us even!

I hope you all enjoyed this little blog. Of course the cats are not attacking or anything. We happened to take some rather malicious-looking photos and thought you all would enjoy! ;)






8 comments:

Sandy said...

That is hilarious! It totally reminded me of hiding in Mom and Dad's bed from "Skoshi". That cat was totally mean. No wonder Dad hates animals. Skoshi probably attacked him.

Christy Ivory said...

Hey guys,
At first I thought, "Oh my Gosh!!!, they know about the baby, they can sense it." Then I read the end of your blog. That is to funny.
I won't ask you about school Bri, I'm sure you are up to your eyeballs in books.
Talk to you soon,
Love you both,
Christy

Christy Ivory said...

I just read Sandy's comment and I can't stop laughing. I had a really mean cat once that lived with Grams and me. His name was manly. He was the meanest cat ever, and would hide under my bed and attack my legs. I started carrying around Vicks vapor rub everywhere I went. For some reason he hated the smell and would run away. Long story short. He attacked Grandma when she was doing arobics and all I remember was Grams screaming and hitting her leg with the newspaper. Poor Grams. We got rid of the cat.
Talk to you later
Christy

cyclinggrandmother/Gilly said...

Brian and Heather, you guys are so funny. The cats are crazy, just like you guys.
I have a cat story that would scare you to death.
When I was just about 11 years old I had a babysitting job on New Years eve. When I got to the house, the parents told me that their Simease Cats had just had kittens, and don't try to look at the babies in the bedroom because the mama and papa are very protective of them.
As soon as the parents left, I was nice to the cars, I said " hi kitty" and tried to pet them, but they didn't like that and they just stood there looking at me like, "don't you dare touch them". They started walking closer to me with their scarry eyes staring at me, I think they even hissed at me. As I moved away from them they moved in closer , and just stared. I would move again, and they would move closer and closer. They were stocking me, getting ready for the kill.I know they were plotting against me and ready to leap on me and gouge out my eyes. They got closer and closer to me and I was scared to death. I got up on a bar stool to get as far away from them as I could while yelling for help, but the kids were small and were asleep in their beds probably dreaming about the little kitten, and didn't hear me. I yelled and yelled for help, but no came. I cried my eyes out, and still no help came. I stayed up there ALL NIGHT, while those cats just stood at the base of the chair staring at me. I cried the whole time I was there. I couldn't call home for help, I couldn't go to the bathroom, I couldn't watch television or even have the snack they left me. I was in prison.
Sweat was just rolling down my poor sick looking face disfigured from anguish. I was never so frightened in all my days.
I was there when the parents came home about 1:00 A.M. in the morning.
Nose running, eyes swollen, red face, gasping for air as my chest heaved as I sobbed. I looked like I had been in a horror movie for hours. They felt so bad and so did I. I never babysat for them again, and I won't warm up to a Simease ever. You enjoy your cats ok? You never know what lies behind those eyes.

Sandy said...

How horrible, Mom. I've never heard that crazy story. What a nightmare!

Sean and Bree said...

I really that you were serious in the beginning! hahhah! I'm excited for you guys to come to the tournament on saturday! See you then! Oh and we're going to the temple afterwards with mom and dad if you guys wanted to go too. :)

Christy Ivory said...

I love the "Leaping on us even"!! Comment. Very funny, I'm still laughing about it.

Luisa said...

So I just realized that back when you commented on my blog, I totally checked out yours and brian's photography website too...and was even showing it to marc, but I don't think I left a comment on yours. That happens to me sometimes where I'll spend all this time looking at someone's blog, and then I get interrupted and do something else before I leave a comment. Anyways, I always think it's funny when I find out someone has been looking at my blog but has never left a comment, so I never knew they were actually keeping up on my life...I guess I'm guilty of doing that to you:) Congrats on your pregnancy! I'm so excited for you...that is awesome! I'm excited to see prego pictures of you as time goes on...have you been feeling ok with the pregnancy?